Filet Mignon and cats

Here are two helpful guides to knowing your filet mignon (cute little boneless cut of meat).  The first one tells you how to recognize it if it appears on your plate, garnished with flowers (or in your catfood dish,
without garnishes).  The second one shows you what part of the cow it comes from.  It would be very hard for the cat to get to the little green tenderloin part of the cow.  So these Whiskas people have helped cats out by putting filet mignon in their cat food.  What nice people.  (What would the cat do with a flower anyway?  Put it behind his ear?)

filet mignon whiskas

Back to the filet mignon whiskas.  Unwholesome, but uneaten by the cat who was kept awake by a thunderstorm and is now back in bed as I prepare for work.  Gee, how do they manage to sell filet mignon for only 89 cents a can?  filet beef biproducts is more like it.  At least the crepuscular feline alarm clock let me sleep till 5:30.